ONESIDEZERO - soak
Simon Says - syphon
Death in Vegas - Scorpio
Unloco - Nothing
HIM - right here in my arms
GOB - paint it black
Avoid One Thing - Every Second of Every Day
Finch - three simple words
Nonpoint - what a day
reveille - what you got
slipknot - spit it out
The Crystal Method - Murder
Dream Theater - Glass Prison
Dredg - lechium
I mother Earth - Juicy
Sparta - Air
The tragically hip - silver jet
Hot hot heat - bandages
Blur - Song 2
Danzig - Mother
Sinch - something more
Headstrong - swing harder
Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring the pain
Stone Sour - Get inside
Bad Religion - infected
Cursive - the night i lost the will to fight
Custom - Morning Spank
Drowning Pool - tear away
Dispatch - The General
Movielife - walking on glass
David Allen Coe - Don't Bite the Dick
From Zero - horrors

 

 

Some Funny Quotes:

AT THE DINNER TABLE
little sister: when can i squeeze one out?
Donnie: Not till 8th grade.
Mom: Excuse me.
Elizabeth: Donnie your such a Dick
Donnie: woow ..little hostile there, maybe you should be the one in therapy then mom and dad can pay someone $200 an hour to listen to all your thoughts so we don't have to.
Elizabeth: Ok, you wanna tell mom and dad why you stopped taking your medication?
Donnie: Your Such a Fuck ass!
Elizabeth: what? (laughing) Did you just call me a fuck ass? .....You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie: Please Elizabeth tell me, How exactly does one suck a fuck?
Elizabeth: You want me to tell you?
Donnie: Please tell me..
Mom: We will not have this at the dinner table.
              LONG PAUSE
Little sister: Whats a fuck ass?

PHSYCIATRIST
Donnie: I made a new friend.
Psychiatrist: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary
Phsychiatrist: Would you like to take aobut this further?
Donnie: Frank

another one:
Psychiatrist: When i clap my hands twice you will wake up.  do you understand?
Donnie: yes
Psychiatrist: so..tell me about your week.
Donnie: I met a girl
.....
Psychiatrist: What is her name?
Donnie: Gretchen...were going together now
psychiatrist: do you still think about girls a lot?
Donnie: yea
psyciatrist: how are things going at school?
Donnie: I think about girls alot
psychiatrist: I asked you about school donnie
Donnie: I think about fucking a lot...in school
psychiatrist: What else do you think about during school?
Donnie: Married with children
Psychiatrist: Do you think about your family?
Donnie: I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate
psychiatrist: i asked you about your family donnie
Donnie: No, i don't think about fucking my family, its gross

PRINCIPALS OFFICE
Principal: Donald, let me preface this by saying your Iowa test scores are intimidating.....so lets go over this again, what exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer?
Ms. Farmer: I'll tell you what he said, he asked me to forcable insert the life line exercise cart into my anus

....donnie sits there and smiles

SMURFS
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

 

 

A quote about old wes....

 

THIS WAS A FUN PARTY: the run
Ziggy2136: so then i had to go on a kickass run
slip621311: yep and drop wes on the ground
Ziggy2136: haha yeah
Ziggy2136: when we tried to pick him up again he was screaming that he was injured but he wouldnt let the men of isengard get him
Ziggy2136: haha
slip621311: hahaha